The Workplace Polo Collection

Saw this. Thought of you.

Black, powder-blue and white piqué polos with small traffic cone, skunk and red fire hydrant embroideries

Small emblems. Strong opinions. 24 gift ideas. You know who they’re for.

Black
Navy
White
Soft Pink
Cream
Powder Blue

Embroidery concepts for small left-chest emblems. New designs are coming soon; stitch samples, sizes and final colours remain to be confirmed.

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You know who it’s for.

Polo concept with small embroidered Grooming cat emblem

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Grooming cat

For the one who thinks their shit doesn’t stink. They’ve checked.

Polo concept with small embroidered Grooming dog emblem

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Grooming dog

For the office ass-kisser. Finally found someone they truly admire.

Polo concept with small embroidered Traffic cone emblem

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Traffic cone

For the one who’s been in the way since the safety meeting.

Polo concept with small embroidered Poop emoji emblem

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Poop emoji

For the one who shits on everyone. Calls it feedback.

Polo concept with small embroidered Jackalope emblem

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Jackalope

His résumé begins in the fiction section.

Polo concept with small embroidered Unicorn emblem

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Unicorn

For the manager who gives you credit. Sightings remain unconfirmed.

Polo concept with small embroidered Platypus emblem

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Platypus

A protected species. Dad owns the company.

Polo concept with small embroidered Sir Alfred the donkey emblem

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Sir Alfred the donkey

For the ass who has everything. Except a clue what you do.

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Polo concept with small embroidered HR rat emblem

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HR rat

For HR. They said they were in your corner. Turns out that’s where the microphone was.

Polo concept with small embroidered Seagull emblem

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Seagull

Flies in. Shits on the work. Calls it leadership.

Polo concept with small embroidered Goat emblem

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Goat

For the one who gets blamed for a crooked wall they didn’t build, on a day they weren’t there.

Polo concept with small embroidered Golden shovel emblem

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Golden shovel

For the one who buried their mistakes and billed it as excavation.

Polo concept with small embroidered Mushroom emblem

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Mushroom

For the crew kept in the dark and fed bullshit. Management calls that a growth plan.

Polo concept with small embroidered Pigeon emblem

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Pigeon

Your setup. His tap-in. His autobiography.

Polo concept with small embroidered Lighthouse emblem

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Lighthouse

For the one who says “What the F#@% now?” and still keeps the whole ship off the rocks.

Polo concept with small embroidered Wooden spoon emblem

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Wooden spoon

For the one who stirs the shit, then asks who made the mess.

Polo concept with small embroidered Rooster emblem

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Rooster

Takes credit for the sunrise. Didn’t lift a feather.

Polo concept with small embroidered Bumble bee emblem

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Bumble bee

Does the work. Someone else sells the honey.

Polo concept with small embroidered Jellyfish emblem

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Jellyfish

No spine. Still manages to sting everyone.

Polo concept with small embroidered Duct tape emblem

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Duct tape

For the one who said “F#@% it, that’ll hold.” Twelve winters later, it’s still there.

Polo concept with small embroidered Snail emblem

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Snail

For the one who’s been “just finishing up” since Tuesday.

Polo concept with small embroidered Lobster boat emblem

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Lobster boat

For the one who keeps everything afloat.

Polo concept with small embroidered Skunk emblem

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Skunk

For the one who clears the site trailer faster than the words “unpaid overtime.”

Polo concept with small embroidered Red fire hydrant emblem

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Red fire hydrant

For the one putting out fires started by people on twice their salary.

More familiar faces from the jobsite

Close-up of the navy polo collar and spirit level embroidery

Navy

Spirit level

For the one who checked it twice and still had to watch the boss eyeball it.

Close-up of the black polo collar and tape measure embroidery

Black

Tape measure

For the one who measures twice, cuts once, and goes back to the lumberyard.

Close-up of the white polo collar and parrot embroidery

White

Parrot

For the one who repeats what the boss said, only louder, and calls it a toolbox talk.

Close-up of the black polo collar and lit match embroidery

Black

Lit match

For the one who says “quick question” and shuts down the whole job.

Close-up of the navy polo collar and bent nail embroidery

Navy

Bent nail

For the one who took a hit sideways and still showed up Monday.

Close-up of the white polo collar and loose screw embroidery

White

Loose screw

For the one who came loose years ago and somehow still keeps the place together.

Close-up of the navy polo collar and crossed sticking plasters embroidery

Navy

Crossed sticking plasters

For the one who says “I’m fine” before anyone’s asked and starts looking for tape.

Close-up of the black polo collar and peacock embroidery

Black

Peacock

For the one whose work boots still look like they’re in the showroom.

Close-up of the white polo collar and jackhammer embroidery

White

Jackhammer

For the one who starts at seven because the neighbours looked too rested.

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