Small embroidered donkey does much of the heavy lifting.

An ivory thrift-store polo has acquired a distinguished family history following the addition of a small donkey patch, according to its new custodian, Claire.
“It’s been in the family since Thursday.”— Claire
Previously described as good condition, medium, the garment is now an archive piece.
The shirt made its club debut at lunch. Nigel examined the collar and asked which side of the family it came from. Claire indicated the side nearest the changing rooms.
Claire intends to keep wearing the polo. She has removed the price sticker in case anyone attempts a formal valuation.